Yet another American tourist, snorkeling on Australia’s Great Barrier Reef, was left floating in the ocean by his tour boat when it returned to the mainland.
Ian Cole told The Cairns Post “The adrenalin hit in and I had a moment of panic, which was the worst thing I could have done at that point,” “I was able to calm myself just a little bit because there was another boat still out there and I made my way to that vessel”
Ian was abandoned just hours after SeaMonster published an article critical of Australia’s most high profile professional climate change denier, Bob Carter of James Cook University. Pure Coincidence? Possibly. It has been widely reported that climate change deniers recently launched a coordinated plan to threaten and intimidate environmental scientists in Australia. Ian loves the ocean and reports indicate he believes in Anthropogenic Global Warming, although he is not known to be a climate change scientist.
Dr. Carter will be in the US this week for the Sixth International Conference on Climate Change in Washington, DC and SeaMonster reporters intend to get to the bottom of these deeply suspicious activities.
Update: this post was filed under satire
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